If there is anything I am, it is fashionable. I am known as a ‘fashionista’’ in my little corner of the globe. (And a very little corner it is!)
Oh, alright.
I am NOT fashionable. Much.
People try to help me, sometimes it works. Daughters most specifically, and now Granddaughters give it a shot. I suppose 4 year old Great Granddaughter is going to take up the challenge soon. I take whatever help I can get.
But, that said, I at least am ‘in the know.’ Nothing like being ‘in the know’.
You know.
Found a 2009 printout (Of course I kept it! It’s IMPORTANT!) which listed the 10 Fashion Essentials and I can’t help but wonder if they still ARE the 10 Fashion “Essentials” or have some other ‘essentials’ take their place—you know, like maybe crop tops or somethin’? Oh well, I thought you might enjoy the list which I found and, of course, subscribe to. Sometimes. Okay?
Some of it.
Oh, alright.
I do what I can.
OK? Satisfied? You weeders are such STICKLERS for the truth!
1. Denim jeans. That fit. Not “Mom” jeans and not “Grandmom” jeans. Jeans that fit. Do not ask me what the legs should look like—I have no clue if they should be bell-bottoms (sounds like MY bottom and I’m not talking about the part that is at my ankles) or straight-legged or ‘flared’ or whatever. For winter: not cropped, either. Jeans with the legs still attached. You can crop ‘em in the spring. It’s been pretty chilly around these parts lately. I’d hate to have a pair of cropped jeans on in 6 degree weather, although TMWLH does go to the YMCA in shorts. Every day. Regardless of the temperature. He’s somewhat of a celebrity for that.
But I digress…………..
2. The Little Black Dress.
Uh huh.
Well, my friends, I am neither ‘little’ nor do I own a “little black dress.” I’d LIKE to, but then it wouldn’t fit. It’d be too little. So I have the next best alternative: medium black slacks. They work pretty well with about anything. Besides if I had a ‘little black dress’ I’d have to have a pair of stockings. And I’m not about to start wearing those darn things again, dress or no dress!
3. A Crisp White Shirt.
Uh huh again.
Well, let me tell you a story. I bought one of those very tailored ‘tuxedo’ looking white shirts at a brand name store. It had ‘long’ tails meaning it hit me about knee-length. I can’t tuck it in, I can’t wear it out. Well, I can. But then I look like I’ve got on a lab coat and people start calling me “doctor’, albeit with suspicion. So, no, I don’t wear it.
I’m looking for a crisp white shirt that doesn’t come down to my knees. I’ll let you know when I find it.
4. A Cashmere Cardigan.
Why, I don’t know.
I’m allergic to all kinds of furs, and cashmere is one of ‘em. Besides the cashmere tends to fly around off the sweater and pretty soon all you’ve got is fuzz in your mouth. I gave up cashmere years ago after I quit wearing my boyfriend’s high school ring wrapped in cashmere yarn and those matching skirt and cashmere sweaters.
No Mohair, either. (What IS Mohair, anyway?)
If you don’t remember those days, you can stop reading this post. It isn’t for you, anyway. You’re too young.
5. A Trench Coat. For intrigue.
I have one of these. It’s a London Fog, with a zip out lining which is a beautiful red WOOL. It has a belt. One can pull up the collar for the ‘I am a spy!” look!
I’ve worn it once. In the rain. When it was cold. I itched. Needless to say, it isn’t likely to get much wear.
But I keep it hanging there in my closet.
What do you mean, “Why”?
Because if anybody goes looking and sees it in my closet, they will think I’m intriguing. That’s why.
6. A classic men’s watch.
What?
I mean, everybody has a phone they are always, constantly looking at, and it tells you the time of day. Some of these phones will even TALK to you and tell you what time it is. Why does anybody wear a watch. Why would a woman want to wear a man’s watch?
Besides, at my age, who CARES what time it is?
But, oh, alright. I’ve got 3 watches that require new batteries. I’ve gathered them together. I’m taking them to get new batteries. But none are men’s watches. I’m going to buy the next one I see at a yard sale. I want to be stylish and fashionable, after all, even if I’ll never look at the darn thing. Besides, I think it’ll make me look intriguing, don’t you?
Oh, and while I’m on the topic of yard sales, I bought my most intriguing trench coat at a yard sale. For $5.
I don’t think its previous owner wore it either from what I can tell. I’ll report on the watch.
7. Diamonds.
Well, but of course, dahhhhhlinnnnng! A little bling! I have a little bling. Most of it isn’t real diamonds, but good ‘nuf for who wears it. I’m not complaining. Besides, if you ACT like you are fashionable, and you wear your intriguing trench coat along with your man’s watch, who will notice that your bling isn’t real?
8. Ballet pumps.
Now we’re talking! I have several pairs of these. They are flat, they have no heels, they are comfy, they work with either jeans or my dress black pants. Yep. Everybody should have some. (At the time of this post, I do not do ballet, but I have the pumps and who knows? It’s a new year after all.)
9. High heel shoes.
Okay. True confession: I’ve got some. I never wear them, but I’ve got some. Just in case, sometime in the future, I have actual NEED for high heel shoes. So far, ballet pumps have worked out just fine. But one never knows.
and, finally,
10. A Stylish bag.
BRAAAAAHHAAAAHHAAAHHAAAA!
I’ve got this one covered—in SPADES! In Diamonds and Hearts and Clubs, too! Yep, all bases covered.
I’ve got it! Actually, I’ve got about 30 (or more, haven’t counted lately). I have one in every color you can think of and in some cases, TWO in the same color. I’ve got prints. I’ve got plain. I’ve got stripes and checks and plaids! I’ve got winter and I’ve got summer.
This, because, as you likely have figured out,
YOU CAN BUY ANYTHING AT A YARD SALE!
And I usually do.
So, whadda’ you think? Are there new things to add to this list? I was wondering if ‘hats’ would be added? Or maybe scarves?
In your part of the globe, what are YOUR ‘10 Fashion Essentials”? Oh, do tell!