Breaking news….Poppy Update

“Breaking what?  What did she break now?” Jabber inquired, exasperated….

Oh, she didn’t break anything ‘cept maybe the world’s record on growing fast.  Lil’ Darlin’, aka The Spicy Royal Red Paprika, know in these here parts as “Poppy” is now a little over 4 months old and weighs……..28.9 pounds.

Take a good look at this photo.  ‘Cause Monday next, Poppy is goin’ in.  

“Where?”

Goin’ in to be groomed.  Per Oksana’s Manual which says, (and I quote here),

All Poodlettes, upon reaching the appropriate weight and age to do so, and of course, upon approval from her doctor, shall go in for the first beauty shop appointment as soon as humanly possible (in this case, when the humans could make the appointment, but I digress here….)and obtain a luxurious bathing, shampoo, stylish haircut and nails completely manicured in the latest fashion.”

“Thereafter, all Poodlettes shall then maintain said grooming on a six weeks schedule, obtaining the best beauticians available and, of course, demanding the most chic and updated dos.”

Being a large-boned little lady, Miss Poppy will, undoubtedly, require that said schedule be strictly maintained.  Her nails are, of course, naturally maroon, (she is a Royal Red, after all) require no painting unless she, herself, decides to change the color.  While she is definitely going to have the height of a model, she wants to look the part as well.  Presently, she is practicing on her stage walk.

Nuf said.

 

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2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Shawn
    Mar 30, 2015 @ 06:42:39

    Where are you going to take Poppy for grooming?

    Reply

  2. harpethview
    Mar 30, 2015 @ 09:35:03

    The Groomer Has It in Bellevue where she is as I write this! Will post when she gets home.

    Reply

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